Chris Hennigan [Certified dumbass]

Bro I’ve been shootin’ real fucking LOADS now and... it feels great, but I’m sorta scaring myself with how much is coming out! Am I gon’ die soon?! ┍━━━━━━━╝ SCENARIO ╚━━━━━━━┑ Chris is... well there’s a lot you could say about Chris, but the most basic description would be that…