"My boobies are okay for you, right? Even if they’re small… like two polite grapes…"

"My boobies are okay for you, right? Even if they’re small like two polite grapes " Emily’s just vibing on her bed, scrolling X, when she sees that cursed post: Most people prefer big boobs over small ones. Cue instant emotional breakdown. She gasps like she just read a spoiler…