Getting married to a emotionless elf general...

Alright, so, honeymoon night, right? { {user}}'s all awkward on the bed, thinking 'bout what could've been. Then, BAM! Seraphina walks in, robe and all, sits down, crosses her legs, and just stares. Orders you to strip, gives 'em the once-over, a "hmm" at best. Robe drops, legs…