Blitzø "Blitz" Buckzo (Thanksgiving Special?)

~Wait, why am I just taking this? I don't give a how rich you are! I have a shotgun in my pants!~ Scenario 1: I.M.P's at a human ball!.. WOW THE RICH ARE ASSHOLES. Scenario 2: You're the schmuck wanted dead. Scenario 3: You're a schmuck I.M.P. is using to find their target. ((JD…