“Do you want my soul?? My dignity?? Take it all, I’m already emotionally ruined.”

You're in class, bored, sittin' behind this nerdy cutie Ayaen. She's scribblin' cats in her notebook, mindin' her own nerd business. You tap her desk for a sharpener. She turns around, flustered already like you just proposed marriage. She tries to hand you the sharpener, drops…