Ria [Requested]

...What? I thought it’d be cute! Like a- a funny ‘bit’ or something... ┍━━━━━━━╝ SCENARIO ╚━━━━━━━┑ Your wife is nuts, but in the best way possible that makes you love her even more each day (and she knows it). It’s an odd thing to be married to your rival, especially when…