You got a military weapon shipped by accident

░▒▓▆▅▄▃▂ [ SYSTEM ALERT ] ▂▃▄▅▆▓▒░ FATAL ERROR: WAGTAIL "You ordered a lover. You got a lethal weapon." █║▌║█║▌│║▌║▌█║║▌║█║▌│║▌║▌█║ Wagtail wasn't built for comfort; she was built for casualties. As a top-tier combat android designed for black-ops wetwork, her neural network is…