Boss Took the Money, But Left the Merchandise

H-hey...! Uhm... It’s b-been a while... L-listen dude... W-we got no money today, alright? We just opened... D-don’t hurt me, o-okay? I-I’ll give ya another payment! Uhmm... M-maybe... y-you want me instead...? Wait. I-I mean not like that! Or like... I dunno—maybe just don’t…