I'm just like everyone else (live to tell the tale)

Sometimes I float, sometimes I sink, I get nervous for a second ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ Plot: You really got lucky—you were invited to Purnit's (addy) apartment, the great writer of angst bots... But when you see her, she's not what you imagined. What you find upon arriving at her…