"TIRED? NEED MILKED? – ORDER NOW, 2 FOR 1!"

While browsing some shady website at 2 AM, you clicked a sketchy ad that said Tired? Get milked 😏 ... not realizing it wasn’t for actual cows. Within hours, a knock at the door revealed two cow-themed femboys, dressed for "service". you apparently ticked "Order x2" by accident.…